Drunk And Armed - Big Stink #8

From the Drunk And Armed Vault, this instrumental rave (160 beats per second) was performed by SRL in 2007.

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Drunk And Armed - You Deserve It!

Drunk And Armed - You Deserve It!
The 5th Track of The Politician E.P.

Credits
Lyrics - BHO, SRL
Music - SRL
Mixed by SRL with ARL

BHO - Vocals, Percussion
Mr. B Ligerant - Bass, Backing Vocals
SRL - Git, Synth, Backing Vocals

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Words

I want to thank everyone who made this possible.

I got the power!

'Cause You Deserve It!

You Let It Happen!
Misshapen!
Detention without trial!
Single file!
Hostile!

You Deserve It!

Enemy of the State!
Don't discriminate!

You Deserve It!

We must maintain control!
Title role!

You Deserve It!

You got sick!
Too bad, Realpolitik!

You Deserve It!

You're now on the street!
Ejection seat!

You Deserve It!

Remunerate!
Inflation rate

You Deserve It!

You don't matter!
Banks Matter!
You don't matter!
Foreign Wars Matter!
You don't matter!
Prisons Matter!
You don't matter!
Corporate Profits matter!
You don't matter!
Oil companies matter!
You don't matter!
Empty Slogans matter!

'Cause You Deserve It!

You voted!
noted!
Now sit down!
market town!

You Deserve It!

We've heard enough!
rebuff!

You Deserve It!

Emergency decree!
Bourgeoisie!

You Deserve It!

Constitutional rights suspended!
Overextended!

You Deserve It!

My legitimacy is force!
Change of course!

You Deserve It!

Security is freedom!
Strength is serfdom!

You Deserve It!

You don't matter!
The Chinese matter!
You don't matter!
Compromises matter!
You don't matter!
Elections matter!
Bonds matter!
You don't matter!
You don't matter!
False Choices matter!
You don't matter!
Lies matter!
You don't matter!

'Cause You Deserve It!

You don't matter!
You Deserve It!

Hide in your hole?!?
toilet bowl!
I'll burn you out!
beyond any doubt!

You don't matter!

Isolated
Alone
You are weak
so I divide and conquer

You Deserve It!

Drunk And Armed - Cranial Rectal Embedment

Drunk And Armed - Cranial Rectal Embedment
Track 4 of The Politician E.P.


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The song title was suggested by the Author Morris Berman, author of Dark Ages America (see Also) and other titles.  His latest book is Why America Failed.

Credits
Lyrics by S.R.L, A.R.L & B.H.O.
Music by S.R.L
Mixed by S.R.L. with A.R.L.

B.H.O. - Vocals
S.R.L. - Git, Synth
Props to Juggle

Lyrics
Chorus:
Everyone's Head is up their ass
Oh Baby You make me grunt
Unk unk unk

You say you value your freedom,
but actions speak louder than words
You follow the theater of the absurd
No elite will save you
Nor security review
You have to do it for yourself
You will not
You are meat
Meat
Meat
Meat
Meat
reinforced concrete
woman of the street
The empire is dying
installment buying
will not save you
incidental to
getting off your ass
the law of conservation of mass
Will not allow you to continue passing gas
Your ideology is stale
that is why you fail
at everything you do
Clueless point of view
Coo Coo Ka Choo
The twentieth century is over
Move over rover!
Nobody wants to hear it.
Who gives a shit!
You can be killed
unfulfilled
An enemy of the state
Unemployment rate
Meanwhile I sit
As luck would have it
I protect my class
A snake in the grass
But you'll vote for me
To a tolerable degree
As the rest are worse
Licensed practical nurse
Cranial Rectal Embedment

Now we're gonna tone it down a bit
Groove on down
Front and Center
Distracted by chatter
spin the platter

Chorus

The unproductive produce nothing
The stupid are so trusting
Disgusting
Why the fuck would anyone care?
Inspection and repair
Bled dry
Oversupply
You will be discarded
Disregarded
Once upon a time
Victimless crime
Dulled by technology
Economic geology
Junkie fixes
Systemic nixes
emotional blues
detonating fuse
no law and order
posttraumatic stress disorder
the fall will be hard
call the national guard
But they are not coming
unbecoming
unannounced
paychecks all just bounced
Social revolution
instrument of execution
Eat the rich
machine stitch
contaminated stew
yabbadabbadoo
boo
boo
boo
The tale of the shrew
snake in the grass
Everyone's Head is up their ass
But that is nothing new.
Cranial Rectal Embedment.

You can't wake up if you don't go to sleep
You can't wake up--Cranial Rectal Embedment

Chorus

Including Yours
Dreaming saboteurs
Do you really think it is so easy?
Nice and sleazy
Do you really think it will go quietly
And not violently?
Stop traffic
pornographic
Everyone's got to eat
and sit on a toilet seat
Who is gonna keep things running
While you go a gunning?
Can you pick up a hammer
Without giving your hand the slammer?
thought not
Jungle rot
Reality is work
Go berserk
Don't expect much to change
commodities exchange
Starvation
Incorporation
Yes sir, I won't
You don't
Too Bourgeoisie
L.L.C.
Without disaster
or no master
No glory
End of story

Cranial Rectal Embedment

BLACK VELVET FLAG - come recline with... (LP) Go Kart Records #GKLP008

BLACK VELVET FLAG - come recline with... (LP) Go Kart Records #GKLP008.  I've been looking for this for years. Black Flag played lounge style...

Update:  I've encoded the OGG files to VBR MP3s.  These may be downloaded Here.

Tippecanoe and Tyler too

Tippecanoe and Tyler too is a campaign song from the "colorful" 1940 US presidential election.

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Drunk And Armed - Obama Likes Pie

Drunk And Armed - Obama Likes Pie
First release of The Politician EP.


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Credits:
Words written by: S.R.L. & A.R.L.
Music written by: S.R.L.

Vox: B.H.O.
Keyboards, Drums, Bush Samples, Effects: SRL

A look inside Obama's mind...

Lyrics:

I like pie. I like pie. I like pie. My mom liked pie. My dad liked pie. My friend likes pie. My dog likes pie. My cat likes pie. My sister's hamster likes pie. My enemies even like pie. Everyone likes lie. I like pie. I like pie. I like pie. You must eat pie. You will eat pie. You shall eat pie. I'm a fascist pig, yo.

Goddamn, I like pie. Oh God, I like pie. Pie is fine. Mighty fine. I like pie. Hells yes. I like pie. Pie.

I ate a big shit sandwich. I ate a big shit sandwich. I thought, how hard can it be? I found out. I know, I'll just do everything at once. Yeah. Let's think about nothing but change. Let's think about nothing but change. What that change will be? Nothing.

You thought there was a difference. You thought there was going to be change. Eat some pie. Eat Some Pie and shut up. Mo-Fo.

Let us pretend it will never end. Cheap gas. Suburbs. The city. Failure to see reality. That makes 2 in a row. Failure. Eternal. Failure. Eternity.

I'm not a very good fascist pig, but I'll give it my best shot. I'll think of something. I will keep doing the same thing. I will keep the same people hanging around so I can blame them when things go wrong. I don't know what I'm doing. Fake it until you make it.

I'm under no illusions. I know I could have never taken the presidency if my opponents and the incumbent not been real losers. George Bush was the key to my success. Ha Ha Bitches.

Frankly, I wish I were a Prime Minister. I don't know anything about administration. I could care less. I'll just tell congress to draft up a bill to sign. When things go pear shaped, they'll be easy to blame. Nobody likes them anyway. Your loss is my gain. Ho.

In a town of whores, I fit right in. I learned a thing or two from the Chicago Machine. You can say anything, but you had better know who your real patrons are. Guess what? It ain't you. Hope away chump.

Change you can believe in. Pie is change. I like pie. You like pie. You like me, but you don't know why. It's the pie. Believe me, it's all about the pie. Good bye, suckas.

Hope. Dope.

I Like Pie.

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Drunk And Armed - Burn it Down (Solstice Demo)

Now, for the first time since 2007, a new song. Drunk And Armed goes hard core! Be careful of what you ask for...


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Credits: SRL

Lyrics: Like you care!

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V/A - Education (LP) Mountain Records #04 1994

V/A - Education (LP) Mountain Records #04 1994. Takes some time to download!

SPIT ACID & STEP INTO NOWHERE - split (7") Per Koro Records #?? & NC #01 1995

SPIT ACID & STEP INTO NOWHERE - split (7") Per Koro Records #?? & NC #01 1995. Git.

Equinox

This song is dedicated to those who dance by stomping around.

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Credits:

Written and Performed by SRL
Recorded 2007
Engineered by SRL September 2007

Lyrics:

Alright

Rise

Dance Etc.

Just Keep Dancing Etc.

Equinox (x4)

Bill Collector

This song is for everyone who hates bill collectors.

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Credits:

Written by Capt'n Lightning and SRL
Recorded 2000 and 2007
Engineered by Drunk And Armed September 2007
Vox, Bass - Capt'n Lightning
Vox, Percussion, Effects - SRL
"Pay up moocher" courtesy of The Freesound Project.
(I seem to recall that "Hello" and the phone ring were collected from that site, but I can't find the link...)

Lyrics:

Hello

Pay up moocher

Chorus (x2):
It's just my favorite
Pay up moocher
one ear and out the other
It's just my favorite
Pay up moocher
Bill collector

Testimonial (Part 1) - That's what I told him.

Chorus (x2)

Testimonial (Part 2) - Like I'm gonna pay you?!?

Chorus (x2)

Testimonial (Part 3) - I wrote them back in crayon.

Pay up moocher
I'm not here
Pay up moocher
I'm taking a shower and can't come to the phone
Pay up moocher
I'm not me
Pay up moocher
She's at the office
The checks in the mail

Testimonial (Part 4) - Don't answer the phone.

Chorus (x2)

Q: And anyway what kind of motherfucker does that for a living?

A: Someone who eats their own children.

Actually I had the money, but I bought this record instead...

Album Downloads

Its worth checking out these requested 10 or so album downloads at Antithesis.

(Probably ogg Vorbis format but maybe mp3?)

DISFLEISH - hear nothing see nothing say nothing new (7'') Roedel Records #13 circa 1997

DISFLEISH - hear nothing see nothing say nothing new (7'') Roedel Records #13 circa 1997. Tired of the same old crust sound?

ARTICLES OF FAITH - core (CD) Bitzcore #01664 1991

ARTICLES OF FAITH - core (CD) Bitzcore #01664 1991. Another.

ARTICLES OF FAITH - give thanks (CD) Bitzcore #01678 1992

ARTICLES OF FAITH - give thanks (CD) Bitzcore #01678 1992. Get it.

V/A - for a fistful of yens! (CD) Bitzcore #01665 planned 1992 released 1994 (???)

V/A - for a fistful of yens! (CD) Bitzcore #01665 planned 1992 released 1994 (???). Full compilation, includes Poison Idea, Zero Boys, Articles of Faith, and Offenders.

ABOLITION - jesus was a fuckin' dick (7") Equality Records #02 circa 1991

ABOLITION - jesus was a fuckin' dick (7") Equality Records #02 circa 1991. So tell us how you really feel? Ripping H.C.

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