Monday, January 30, 2006

Cover #1 for The Hippo Tumor Mixes. The Skagit Valley Tulip fields in winter. Very Northwest.
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Saturday, January 28, 2006

Bankruptcy (A Word From God) #5

Bankruptcy (A Word From God) #5 is the 7th Track of The Hippo Tumor Mixes. It was originally recorded in early 2001 and remixed with a track called "Interlude" in later 2005. Although somewhat dated, it still applies if you own nothing.

Spoken: SRL & Cap't Lightning
Music: Capt'n Lightning & SRL

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Jihad Swing (Hammer Version)

Jihad Swing was written in 2000 at about 3:00 AM after a night of drinking and listening to lame bands. It's even more timely than it was then, which causes us to ask: how could you not see it coming?

Jihad Swing (Hammer Version) was recorded on a two track stereo in January 2001 about a week later while Pat "the Warden" pounded on some shelves in the gun room with a hammer. It was remixed in December 2005.

Capt'n Lightning: Bass, Vocals
Pat "The Warden": Hammer
SRL: Everything Else.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

DRUNK AND ARMED with groupies. Posted by Picasa

Friday, January 20, 2006

The Wall (Take 2)

Track 9, recorded on a 2 track stereo in September 2000, of The Hippo Tumor Mixes features a solo effort by Cap't Lightning called The Wall (Take 2).

The Capt'n would like to convey this sincere hatred of academia, but that's not what this song is about. Give it a listen.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Killing Birds #1G

Killing Birds #1 was the first time we ever played the song in early 2001. The later versions were too cheezy. Killing Birds #1G is a remix of the original recorded on a 2 track stereo. It took the longest to perfect (if you can call it that). The tape had many flaws, but I kept up with it. It was my favorite to play.

Cap't Lightning: Vocals, Bass, Programing
SRL: Backing Vocals, C Harmonica, Everything Else

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Bang, Bang #2A

Track #3 of The Hippo Tumor Mixes.

The original of Bang, Bang #2A was recorded in October, 2000 on a 2-track tape deck by Cap't Lightning, SRL & Haj after being profile stopped in Lynnwood, WA. (They left us alone after we showed our concealed pistol licenses.)

Cap't Lightning: Vocals, Bass
Haj: Guitar
SRL: Percussion, Backing Vocals

(An unmodified version, which is Track #10, will be released at a later date.)

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Introducing DRUNK AND ARMED: The Hippo Tumor Mixes



The Hippo Tumor Mixes

©2006 Drunk And Armed

A Chumpfish Production.

Produced and Engineered by SRL.

"The Next DIRE STRAIGHTS for freaks."

• A Way of Life
• Capt'n Lightning a.k.a. "hydrant dawg"
• SRL a.k.a. "Honk E."
• Haj
• Pat a.k.a. "The Warden" (Hammer and Nails on "Jihad Swing (Hammer Mix)")
• Charles P. (Supporting Vocals on "Six White Horses #2")

Special Thanks to Rick H.

Recorded 1996, 2000-2004 on Crappy Tape
Digitally Remasterbated© during Fall 2005 by Honk E. At The Cracker Factory, Seattle, WA.

Mp3 Tracks (Click to Download):

1. Death to the Fascist Pigs! #6 (Lyrics and Credits)
2. Radio Show (Lyrics and Credits)
3. Bang, Bang #2A (Lyrics and Credits)
4. Howling at the Moon #2 (Lyrics and Credits)
5. Jihad Swing (Hammer Mix) (Lyrics and Credits)
6. Killing Birds #1G (Lyrics and Credits)
7. Bankruptcy (A Word from God) #5 (Credits)
8. Six White Horses #2 (Lyrics and Credits)
9. The Wall (Take #2) (Lyrics and Credits)
10. Bang, Bang #2 Unmodified* (Lyrics and Credits)
11. Hodge* (Credits)

Special Bonus Track:

Featuring: Gene F. on drums, Pete F. on keyboard, SRL on ranting; and everyone on chemicals. It was SRL's very first musical creation. Recorded on a dictation recorder, Summer 1996, Somewhere in Interbay, Seattle, WA.

* Demos played on some radio station in Portland.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006


DRUNK AND ARMED is coming soon but meanwhile, here's a bonus MP3 called F.T.L. by THE MUSHROOM WARRIORS. (It's probably not too difficult to figure out why this one and only spontaneous session was called thus.)

Featuring: Gene F. on drums, Pete F. on keyboard, SRL on ranting; and everyone on chemicals. It was SRL’s very first musical creation. Recorded on a dictation recorder (which explains the skip), Summer 1996, Somewhere in Interbay, Seattle, WA.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Under Construction

This blog is under construction. It will offer DRUNK AND ARMED news and links to MP3 downloads. Posts should start to appear sometime during mid-January.

Until then check out my other 3 blogs:

Maximum Advantage in all Things
Maximum Advantage Discussed
Maximum Advantage in Pictures

or try the Chumpfish main site.