Bill Collector

This song is for everyone who hates bill collectors.

Downloads:

256 kbs MP3
VBR MP3
Ogg Vorbis
64 kbs MP3

Credits:

Written by Capt'n Lightning and SRL
Recorded 2000 and 2007
Engineered by Drunk And Armed September 2007
Vox, Bass - Capt'n Lightning
Vox, Percussion, Effects - SRL
"Pay up moocher" courtesy of The Freesound Project.
(I seem to recall that "Hello" and the phone ring were collected from that site, but I can't find the link...)

Lyrics:

Hello

Pay up moocher

Chorus (x2):
It's just my favorite
Pay up moocher
one ear and out the other
It's just my favorite
Pay up moocher
Bill collector

Testimonial (Part 1) - That's what I told him.

Chorus (x2)

Testimonial (Part 2) - Like I'm gonna pay you?!?

Chorus (x2)

Testimonial (Part 3) - I wrote them back in crayon.

Pay up moocher
I'm not here
Pay up moocher
I'm taking a shower and can't come to the phone
Pay up moocher
I'm not me
Pay up moocher
She's at the office
The checks in the mail

Testimonial (Part 4) - Don't answer the phone.

Chorus (x2)

Q: And anyway what kind of motherfucker does that for a living?

A: Someone who eats their own children.

Actually I had the money, but I bought this record instead...