Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Bill Collector

This song is for everyone who hates bill collectors.

256 kbs MP3
Ogg Vorbis
64 kbs MP3
Written by Capt'n Lightning and SRL
Recorded 2000 and 2007
Engineered by Drunk And Armed September 2007
Vox, Bass - Capt'n Lightning
Vox, Percussion, Effects - SRL
"Pay up moocher" courtesy of The Freesound Project.
(I seem to recall that "Hello" and the phone ring were collected from that site, but I can't find the link...)

Pay up moocher

Chorus (x2):
It's just my favorite
Pay up moocher
one ear and out the other
It's just my favorite
Pay up moocher
Bill collector

Testimonial (Part 1) - That's what I told him.

Chorus (x2)

Testimonial (Part 2) - Like I'm gonna pay you?!?

Chorus (x2)

Testimonial (Part 3) - I wrote them back in crayon.

Pay up moocher
I'm not here
Pay up moocher
I'm taking a shower and can't come to the phone
Pay up moocher
I'm not me
Pay up moocher
She's at the office
The checks in the mail

Testimonial (Part 4) - Don't answer the phone.

Chorus (x2)

Q: And anyway what kind of motherfucker does that for a living?

A: Someone who eats their own children.

Actually I had the money, but I bought this record instead...

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