Drunk And Armed - Fully Autonomous Death Machine

I got a new synth!  We also went to Kraftwerk in Seattle at the Moore Theater, which got me to thinking about robots.  This single is about a Fully Autonomous Death Machine who discovers music and decides to force it's victims to dance until they die.  Fun for the whole family.

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Written by SRL & ARL

SRL - Vox, Keyboard, Perc Effects, Engineering

Props to Thanra, jorickhoofd, wordswar, JohnsonBrandEditing, Robinhood76, ChristmasKrumble666, & Headphaze

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Drunk And Armed - Shut The Fuck Up

Shut the Fuck Up is the 6th Track of Pathetic Youth by Drunk And Armed.  It is not directed at anyone in particular, except Pundits in general, and people who parrot their bullshit.

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SRL - Vox, Music, Engineering

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Drunk And Armed - Pathetic Youth [Title Track]

This is the title and 5th track of Pathetic Youth by Drunk And Armed. It is about my murdered cousin's younger years.

Credits: Drum Loops by Mr. Peach and T Roy. All else SRL.

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Drunk And Armed - Vote for Big Stink

Vote for Big Stink is the 4th Track of Pathetic Youth. It is a hardcore song. The vocals were recorded in 2007, but the instrumental portion was recorded this last month.

I usually mock the losers in the presidential elections but the old vocals fit the instrumentals too well to pass up, and it's certainly the same theme. Maybe later?

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Drum Track - Carloseton

SRL - Everything Else

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Some asshole took down the Internet Archive. So if those links don't work try Bandcamp.

New Drunk And Armed Songs Coming Soon

Working on it, but delayed by eye surgeries. 

Steve Albini RIP

Died of a heart attack at 61.

Drunk And Armed - O Grunty

O Grunty, the third track of Pathetic Youth by Drunk And Armed, is noise, noise and more noise.  There are vocals but no lyrics. 

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SRL - Vox, Git, Bass, Keyboard, Perc Effects, Engineering

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Drunk And Armed - Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

 

Nobody Wants to Work Anymore (to be poor) is the 2nd Track of Pathetic Youth by Drunk And Armed.

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SRL - Vox, Git, Bass, Keyboard, Perc Effects, Engineering

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Drunk And Armed - My Back Hurts

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SRL - Vox, Git, Bass, Keyboard, Perc Effects, Engineering

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Drunk And Armed - Pathetic Youth

 

Announcing the new album by Drunk And Armed.  New song will be forthcoming.  Normally I don't say much about why I do anything, but in this case I will.

The name is from a geezer band name thought up be a cousin I had a falling out with decades ago.  (We had been close as children, but his drunken bullshit had escalated to the point where I was close to badly hurting him the next time he provoked me, so I alienated him to ensure it would stay away from me permanently.  I knew why is was the way he was, so he got a pass, but I made it clear if he crossed me again, he would regret it.)  Despite that, we would run into each other occasionally because we worked in the same area.  Awkward silence from both, and weariness from him.  In early 2019, I recall thinking I was about overdue for one of these encounters.  It turns out he has moved to Portland.  I found this out in April 2019 (on the same day my kitty died), when his sister (who he hadn't spoken to in 20 years) had Portland PD come to her door and tell her he had been murdered by a Nazi* who stabbed him in the neck with a dirk.  He bled out on a Portland street, and his murderer was caught red handed (literately).  Despite our differences, he certainly didn't deserve to do like that, and I never wanted anything bad to happen to him (which is why I didn't beat him down myself).  So this album is dedicated to Paul.

* His killer had done time in prison for cutting up black people for being black, yet was able to plead away the hate crime charges.  If that had not happened, he would have never been back on the streets, and my cousin would still be alive.

-SRL 1/7/2024

Drunk And Armed - Singles Going Nowhere

This compilation includes some recent and past singles from Drunk And Armed, featuring Equinox, Burn It Down, and The Chumpfish Shuffle which are some of the most downloaded songs. As a bonus, F.T.L. by the Mushroom Warriors, a one and only effort by myself, Gene & Pete, is also included.

Drunk And Armed - Comin' Down From The Mountains

This single is a Harmonica instrumental recorded in 1999 on a reel-to-reel.

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SRL - Harmonica, Engineering

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Drunk And Armed - Atrocity

November 2023 Single Release.  Instrumental portion was recorded in November 2016, Lyrics from 2023 "inspired" by recent atrocities.  Will be included in forthcoming singles compilation "Singles Going Nowhere."

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SRL - Vox, Git, Bass, Keyboard, Perc Effects, Engineering

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Drunk And Armed - The Obamabot Years

 

This is a compilation of The Politician E.P., The Second Term E.P., Dance with Honk E.P., and the 2 Song E.P. Many of the tracks feature the Obamabot as lead vocals. These were released on track at a time between 2009 and 2015 (when the Obamabot broke). The Obamabot was programmed to talk like Barack Hussein Obama (BHO) but often acted like George W. Bush (kind of like the real thing).

Drunk And Armed - Stench Of Stupid

This single recorded in 2016 was made to annoy the neighbors who seemed to think trespassing in people's yards (not just mine), day or night sometimes doing unwelcome yard work, was OK.  (Although they finally got the message, with the help of this song played endlessly by my daughter, the person who lives in my old house now placed a large sign in the yard with the definition of trespassing, so they obviously learned nothing.)  It was previously unlistenable, because it had no drum track (which was the point after all).  Now it does.

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SRL - Vox, Keyboard, Perc Effects, Engineering

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Drunk And Armed - Love & Hate

From the vaults.  This punk jazz single was originally recorded in 2017 but never released.  It will be featured on a forthcoming release of singles.

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SRL - Vox, Bass, Keyboard, Perc Effects, Engineering

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More original songs from Drunk And Armed coming soon

Starting tomorrow.  Wow.

Best of Drunk And Armed (2007-2019)

Drunk And Armed - Cybernetic Depression (Full Album)

Drunk And Armed - Quantum Afterlife (Unraveling)

The final track of Cybernetic Depression.  After failing the Turing Test, the AI experiences an unraveling afterlife as the wave form diminishes.

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SRL - Vox, Git, Bass, Keyboard, Perc Effects, Engineering

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Drunk And Armed - I failed the Turing Test

I failed the Turning Test is the 7th track of Cybernetic Depression by Drunk And Armed. If an AI fails the turning test, the plug is pulled. But is this failure? To be continued...

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Drunk And Armed - Overload

Overload is the 6th Track of Cybernetic Depression by Drunk And Armed 

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SRL - Git, Samples, Keyboard, Perc Effects, Engineering

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